cabbie_bird Hey long time no tweet. Been busy. Girl monkey is around all the time these days. She's also much fatter. I think she's going to lay an egg.

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cabbie_bird here is website to help construct the perfect sandwich: http://www.cheddarometer.com/ I like sandwiches they are good to fling

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cabbie_bird was nice having monkeys around all weekend but now i'm happy to be left alone to chew my banana in peace

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cabbie_bird sitting on monkey exercise ball pulling one two three FOUR fluffies out. No wonder i'm itchy

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cabbie_bird is the singular for yeti yetus? I asked the monkeys but they didn't know

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cabbie_bird Also, Holly Dog is STUPID. Can only say 'woof'. I can say many things!

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cabbie_bird went to monkey parents house for weekend. Was good break but I missed the monkeys. Not letting them out of my sight now.

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cabbie_bird OMG OMG OMG there are crimson rosellas out on the balcony and they SEE me! Hello! HELLO!

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cabbie_bird Good lord. I've got so many pin feathers on my forehead I look like a triceratops. A tri-lotsa-tops? No, a lots-ceratops? Oh never mind.

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cabbie_bird girl monkey fell asleep on couch last night. I got bored talking to her so preened her face to wake her up

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cabbie_bird had lovely quiet weekend. Monkeys home a lot, I sat with them and helped shred tissues into atoms. how would they manage without me?

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cabbie_bird Friend in mirror is looking all ratty and uncomfortable. Coincidentally, I am moulting too! We commiserated together.

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cabbie_bird So am now back and busy training up my pet monkeys. They are coming on well, considering.

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cabbie_bird Hello! Sry not been twittering, dabbled in politics for a bit. Turns out people not ready to vote for a budgie, only the usual galahs.

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cabbie_bird @Hardy_Conure thank you! tho I am not so pretty today, have yoghurt stuck on my forehead and beak. all I will say is - stupid monkey boy

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cabbie_bird @Hardy_Conure you are BEAUTIFUL! I like to sit on my monkey's head too but not when they are lying down

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cabbie_bird girl monkey had yogurt and rolled oats for brekky. Fun to fling and feels good between the toes. Cleaned feet on shirt, chair arm, table...

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cabbie_bird @BareEye George, Bubba, Phil, One-Eye and The General ;-p

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cabbie_bird @LolitaParrot my wooden banana is the best, I tell it all my secrets. it has a rope to preen + a bell to ding also. My paperclip is good too

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cabbie_bird @Jenipurr my monkey changed to lefthanded mouse years ago because of RSI and now righthanded feels weird. Minesweeper helps :-)

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cabbie_bird have you seen how monkey beaks flap when they talk? fascinating. try to grab with your feet. Grab and hold and peck. Fun! Then FLAPPIES!

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cabbie_bird gah! there is RED on the end of girl monkey's fingers. Red! WTF? They are devil fingers now! escape escape escape

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cabbie_bird fancied a wash. explained this to monkeys by diving headfirst into glass of water. So Girl monkey also got bath from tipping me out.

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cabbie_bird @Tatterededges congrats! Did you get the place in Brighton then?

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cabbie_bird Look, stop holding greens up and making me fly to your hand for them. I am not a performing monkey. YOU'RE the monkey.

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