Bo
Official White House Dog. Ladies' man. Badass.
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Glenn Beck's new book is called 'Arguing With Idiots'. It's a heartbreaking tale of his internal dialogue with his schizophrenic alter-egos.
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Crapped on the Oval Office rug. Again. Got away with it. Again. Successfully blamed Biden. Again.
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Apparently, this Swine Flu is a mixture of pig, bird, and human influenza. Scientists are describing it as “Ann Coulter in virus form.â€
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Swine Flu Update: The virus can now pass from human to human. However, scientists say it is not yet able to infect whatever Dick Cheney is.
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Bill O'Reilly's the 1st celeb to go down with Swine Flu. Meanwhile, NYC's pig population has been hit by a mysterious case of Human Syphilis
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Unfortunately for my succulent predecessor, Barney, this is, literally, a dog-eat-dog world.
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People ask me, "Are you Republican or Democrat?" I’ll make this clear, so you understand: I don’t have a political affiliation
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Bo Obama? I cannot believe the first 4 letters of my name spell "boob". My only hope is that the last 3 are Spanish for "love
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Did you see the pic of me wearing flowers? Wouldn’t have done it, but I misunderstood Michelle when she said I was going to get leid.
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You're naming me Bo? That had better be short for something cool like BoneDogg Badass McSuperfly, or someone's gonna get their nuts bit.
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You're naming me Bo? That had better be short for something cool like BoneDogg Badass McSuperfly, or someone's gonna get their nuts bit.
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Did you see the pic of me wearing flowers? Wouldn’t have done it, but I misunderstood Michelle when she said I was going to get leid.
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Yes, I'm a Portuguese Water Dog. Cheney wanted me originally, until someone told him I wasn't a Water Boarding Dog.
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Bumped into Rush Limbaugh this morning. I'm still buzzing from the contact high.
