Bo
I'm just a Portuguese water dog in the White House. Nothing special.
Dog
http://twitter.com/WhiteHousePooch
5617 followers
183 tweets
WhiteHousePooch
#Retweet this is you're sick of stupid, pointless trending topics.
WhiteHousePooch
I am an OG.
WhiteHousePooch
I wish I could play the guitar.
WhiteHousePooch
The world's going to end.
WhiteHousePooch
GUYS I HAVE A BONE NOW not that kind you perverts
WhiteHousePooch
Somebody throw me a bone.
WhiteHousePooch
My condolences go out to the victims of the 8.3 Magnitude Earthquake in Chile.
WhiteHousePooch
Our Trending Topics. You know, the ones that actually had information. #ThingsWeWantBack
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Our Trending Topics. You now, the ones that actually had information. #ThingsWeWantBack
WhiteHousePooch
I'm going to SXSW this year. I'm wearing my invisibility cloak though. I'll give you high-paw if you can find me.
WhiteHousePooch
Somebody get me off this leash.
WhiteHousePooch
Who wants a follow?
WhiteHousePooch
These trending topics make me lose faith in humanity.
WhiteHousePooch
I hope that you all had a great Valentine's Day and Chinese New Year.
WhiteHousePooch
Do you want to know my #petpeeve? These stupid trending topics.
WhiteHousePooch
Valentine's Day is this Sunday. I'm just reminding you.
WhiteHousePooch
foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
WhiteHousePooch
Congrats, @taylorswift13 . You deserve it. Another note - are you afraid of being interrupted every time you receive an award now?
WhiteHousePooch
Happy New Year! I'm not that late, am I?
WhiteHousePooch
I haven't been able to access my account for the last couple days. Which one of you guys messed with it?
WhiteHousePooch
Mmmm. Slippers.
WhiteHousePooch
Whoops.
WhiteHousePooch
If you're following me, you might as well be following @common_squirrel .
WhiteHousePooch
I'm a dog. Really. I am.
