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Barley

A schnauzer among men.
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SirBarley @IamButton @SadiePetunia Good thing Nurse Sadie was here to save you, Button. She's the world's greatest nurse.
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @LadyDoodle @SadiePetunia Pond scum! That sounds lovely. Maybe I should rethink this whole swimming thing.
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton @sadiepetunia extra beans for me!!!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton @sadiepetunia chinchillas and cheese! yummmm!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton @SadiePetunia I hope my komodo dragon death breath kicks in soon. I need more secret weapons!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton @sadiepetunia I think a chinchilla is a chimichanga with fur...I think.
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton @SadiePetunia I think the komodo dragons will mentor us in their ways and teach us how to use bad breath to hunt chinchillas!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton @SadiePetunia *hangs head in shame* I'm down to 22 lbs. I'm a ghost! I hope the komodo dragons will help me fatten up.
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton * checks out Button's figure* You don't look like you've gained weight. You look gahgous!!!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton @SadiePetunia The unicorn can take us for sure. Komodo dragons have the worst breath in the world. We'll learn lots!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton @SAdiePEtunia Hmmm, what if we go to Indonesia and get bad breath training from komodo dragons??
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @That1EBD Gosh, that sounds like heaven! We're in an apartment, so we understand how exciting this is for you! We're happy and jealous!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @That1EBD A new house!!! Congratulations! That's very exciting. Do you have your own yard and everything?
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @Fergusthedog Wow, nice even when he stole your rawhide?!? You're a natural at being a good big brother! Congratulations, friend!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @Fergusthedog Yes!! That's great news! How did it go in the interview?
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley Me, mom, and Dougal pose at the beach! Three big smiles. Cheese! http://twitpic.com/28rcwr
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley I wrote our names in the sand. We left pawtographs! http://twitpic.com/28rc43
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley Okay, okay, I admit it. I was tired too! http://twitpic.com/28rbmg
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley Dougal is tired after our long walk on the beach. He's taking a rest! http://twitpic.com/28rayh
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton I hope @SadiePetunia can come to the bbq too. She loves hamburgers and hot dogs and chicken skewers!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton That sounds like a great plan! We'll distract everyone with the unicorn and run off with all the food!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton I am happy! We're going to a barbecue today and I'm gonna get hamburgers and hot dogs and potato salad and chips!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley @IamButton That's a perfect idea, Button! You're powerful and strong and you can carry him easy!
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley Can anyone recommend a dog stroller that can be used for running? Dougal is the world's slowest schnauzer. He needs a ride.
by Barley, Dog
SirBarley Can anyone recommend a dog stroller that works for jogging? My kid brother can't keep up. He needs a ride!
by Barley, Dog
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