Sampsonthebird Don't be surprised if you find a lot of little paper bits in your purses tomorrow, I'm busy chewing papers. Did you need that for school?

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Here, let me get that oatmeal that i flung at you out of your hair. Banana oatmeal, the next great thing

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Yesterday I couldn't stop yelling, but with it raining today I'm oh so quiet. Shhhh...

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Watching Trials of Henry Kissinger, is this movie over my little birdie head?

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Trying to adjust to these flight feathers. Still growing, but I can do some wonderful gliding around corners!

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird As you lay in bed, I'm going put my foot on your face, right between you eyes, and chew on the blanket. Does that sound OK? (chew chew chew)

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Getting praised. There was a few Harrison pellets in my treat dish earlier today, & now they're gone. Did I eat them? I don't know...maybe

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Can anybody explain why I would be hyperventilating in the middle of the night? I woke up mama because I was so loud.

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Those covers look warm, soft, and safe. May I come in?

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Woke up extra early today due to wind and rain. It's crazy loud out there.

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird How should I know how you tweezers got in my cage. Maybe I dropped them, or you put them there. I don't know!

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Now, back to the block. Wait, why did I find this block so interesting? Meh, I'm over it.

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird What was that noise outside?!

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird In the middle if attacking a blue wooden circle block. This is an intense battle!

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird New favorite food: clementines. Orange balls of yummy juciy goodness!

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird RT @apple_quaker : LOST Tualatin, Oregon, Washington Co. Lst seen Mohawk &Boones Ferry area Missing Quaker Parrot named Apple green/gray band

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird I have a new favorite spot, on top of your head to be able to preen your hair. Do not disturb please

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Finally, I get some attention. It's been a whole week since I've had any time w/ my mama! From boarding 2 NYE party prep, no fun 4 sampson

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Glad to hear all you birdies are having a great Christmas. Sadly I have to go to birdie boarding today for the weekend. I wanna cry now!

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird What's up with all the red shiny paper that's covering boxes?

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Must attack you while you trim your nails. The evil nail clipper must die!

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Deep-dish pizza equals unlimited amount of crust. Too much for this little birdie to eat.

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird I will investigate your yawning mouth. Open wide, hmmmm...

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird "No, no, no, not for birdies." I'm tired of hearing that! If you're eating or drinking something, I'm gonna have some you know. I demand it!

by Sampson, Bird

Sampsonthebird Pancakes. Peanut butter pancakes. Yum

by Sampson, Bird

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