Sampsonthebird BIG SCARE! Got outside and flew in a big loop around the street. Landed on upstairs neighbor's balcony. Got rescued with the help of banana.

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Sampsonthebird Why is it that I only fly when I get surprised? I refuse to fly for any other reason than fright, hmmm

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Sampsonthebird So what if I want to go to sleep @ 7pm. I refused to go back to bed @ 4am & was taken on a trip this afternoon. I'm tired now, deal with it!

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Sampsonthebird Earthquake, earthquake, earthquake! That was a long one. Felt like a drunk birdie with all the swaying back and forth!

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Sampsonthebird Within a minute of my last post, I decided to go for a walk in the oatmeal. That stuff is like quicksand! Got a forced bath in the sink next

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Sampsonthebird Just hanging out eating stone-cut oatmeal. It's the old fashion way to eat it.

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Sampsonthebird I was a naughty bird, and was banned into my cage for aggressive biting. I didn't mean it, honestly.

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Sampsonthebird So, I hear there is a doggie census online. Where is the parrot census?

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Sampsonthebird Hello?

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Sampsonthebird Don't be surprised if you find a lot of little paper bits in your purses tomorrow, I'm busy chewing papers. Did you need that for school?

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Sampsonthebird Here, let me get that oatmeal that i flung at you out of your hair. Banana oatmeal, the next great thing

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Sampsonthebird Yesterday I couldn't stop yelling, but with it raining today I'm oh so quiet. Shhhh...

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Sampsonthebird Watching Trials of Henry Kissinger, is this movie over my little birdie head?

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Sampsonthebird Trying to adjust to these flight feathers. Still growing, but I can do some wonderful gliding around corners!

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Sampsonthebird As you lay in bed, I'm going put my foot on your face, right between you eyes, and chew on the blanket. Does that sound OK? (chew chew chew)

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Sampsonthebird Getting praised. There was a few Harrison pellets in my treat dish earlier today, & now they're gone. Did I eat them? I don't know...maybe

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Sampsonthebird Can anybody explain why I would be hyperventilating in the middle of the night? I woke up mama because I was so loud.

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Sampsonthebird Those covers look warm, soft, and safe. May I come in?

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Sampsonthebird Woke up extra early today due to wind and rain. It's crazy loud out there.

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Sampsonthebird How should I know how you tweezers got in my cage. Maybe I dropped them, or you put them there. I don't know!

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Sampsonthebird Now, back to the block. Wait, why did I find this block so interesting? Meh, I'm over it.

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Sampsonthebird What was that noise outside?!