RudyTheParrot you have a callous on your foot i have a built-in callous remover this is a match made in heaven just hold still and HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot IF I KNOW YOU ARE IN THE OTHER ROOM I'LL SQUAWK UNTIL YOU COME GET ME. Why can't you understand? I've been trying to train you for 4 years!

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot apparently pooping on the pillow is a capital offense around here HELP I AM BEING IMPRISONED please send mail to "Rudy T. Parrot c/o Cage"

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot THE BIONIC CATS ARE HERE socks army is really going all out NO MATTER we will defeat them with our superior air force http://bit.ly/dcjRCH

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot Hey folks good news @SOCKINGTON GOT A SPREAD IN PEOPLE MAGAZINE and by the time People notices a trend that means it's almost over THANK GOD

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot IT'S MATING SEASON please find me another parrot UNTIL THEN your top drawer will become my "private happy place" DO NOT DISTURB

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot I AM THE FIRST PARROT TO EVER SING IN A VIRTUAL CHOIR! look for me around 2:40 and WATCH OUT BIRDWAY HERE I COME http://bit.ly/ddXbLY

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot i have decided my cage is sacred ground I DO NOT POOP ON SACRED GROUND i've chosen your windowsill as the new pooping ground CONGRATULATIONS

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot How I long to sit on my Favorite Tree, basking in the sunshine. But to do so I NEED TO GIVE UP MY WINGS. What should I do, Gentle Followers?

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot And you thought the big banks were evil BEFORE. This has not gone unnoticed, BoA. That parrot has powerful friends. http://bit.ly/cdk8GG

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot Shocking news: I'm told some people CRUSH KITTENS for fun. EVEN I WOULDN'T CRUSH A KITTEN! (well OK maybe in self defense) www.lexappeal.org

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot thanks for offering me a sip of your tea but i am far more intrigued by the string dangling from your mug NOW STAND BACK WHILE I DESTROY IT

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot DON'T MOVE THERE IS A BIRD ON YOUR BELT it is flashing and making noises and clearly attacking you DON'T WORRY I WILL GET IT

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot BIG NEWS! I can't say much now, but let's just say THERE'S A SPY IN THE CASTLE.

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot Watch out, Goliath; David is getting media attention. I AM BIRD, HEAR ME TWEET! http://bit.ly/diSFio

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot I fell silent, as I thought the Resistance was a lost cause. Today's shout out has reinvigorated me. WE SHALL PREVAIL! http://bit.ly/aD9PSD

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot BRAWK!

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot MEDIA BIAS AT ITS WORST. The headline should clearly read "Evil Cat Causes 50 Deaths." Letter-to-the-editor time. http://is.gd/7ymtp

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot My New Year's Resolution: Share More. http://bit.ly/8ENzMk Also, More High Speed Crackers. http://bit.ly/4uSwnZ

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot RT @TessCollins "Rudy, I have always been a cat person, but you are changing me." THIS is what it's all about, people. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot ATTENTION SHINY OBJECTS: I hereby declare war. http://is.gd/5sJY3

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot ATTENTION SHINY OBJECTS: I hereby declare war. http://is.gd/5sJY3 Next up: ANYTHING WITH WHISKERS. (Yes, @Sockington , that means you.)

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot excuse me, i need your help getting jelly bean residue off my lower beak. why are you staring at me like that? OKAY FINE I HAVE A PROBLEM

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot FUN FACT: I DOUBLE AS A FOOLPROOF ALARM CLOCK you see I have no snooze button ALSO I DON'T TURN OFF UNTIL SOMEONE SINGS TO ME

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot Thank you for pouring yourself a tall glass of water for me to bathe in.

by Rudy, Bird

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