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Rudy

I fly, therefore I am. @DCTenor1 is my human.
Bird
http://twitter.com/RudyTheParrot
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RudyTheParrot you have a callous on your foot i have a built-in callous remover this is a match made in heaven just hold still and HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot IF I KNOW YOU ARE IN THE OTHER ROOM I'LL SQUAWK UNTIL YOU COME GET ME. Why can't you understand? I've been trying to train you for 4 years!
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot apparently pooping on the pillow is a capital offense around here HELP I AM BEING IMPRISONED please send mail to "Rudy T. Parrot c/o Cage"
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot THE BIONIC CATS ARE HERE socks army is really going all out NO MATTER we will defeat them with our superior air force http://bit.ly/dcjRCH
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot Hey folks good news @SOCKINGTON GOT A SPREAD IN PEOPLE MAGAZINE and by the time People notices a trend that means it's almost over THANK GOD
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot IT'S MATING SEASON please find me another parrot UNTIL THEN your top drawer will become my "private happy place" DO NOT DISTURB
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot I AM THE FIRST PARROT TO EVER SING IN A VIRTUAL CHOIR! look for me around 2:40 and WATCH OUT BIRDWAY HERE I COME http://bit.ly/ddXbLY
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot i have decided my cage is sacred ground I DO NOT POOP ON SACRED GROUND i've chosen your windowsill as the new pooping ground CONGRATULATIONS
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot How I long to sit on my Favorite Tree, basking in the sunshine. But to do so I NEED TO GIVE UP MY WINGS. What should I do, Gentle Followers?
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot And you thought the big banks were evil BEFORE. This has not gone unnoticed, BoA. That parrot has powerful friends. http://bit.ly/cdk8GG
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot Shocking news: I'm told some people CRUSH KITTENS for fun. EVEN I WOULDN'T CRUSH A KITTEN! (well OK maybe in self defense) www.lexappeal.org
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot thanks for offering me a sip of your tea but i am far more intrigued by the string dangling from your mug NOW STAND BACK WHILE I DESTROY IT
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot DON'T MOVE THERE IS A BIRD ON YOUR BELT it is flashing and making noises and clearly attacking you DON'T WORRY I WILL GET IT
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot BIG NEWS! I can't say much now, but let's just say THERE'S A SPY IN THE CASTLE.
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot Watch out, Goliath; David is getting media attention. I AM BIRD, HEAR ME TWEET! http://bit.ly/diSFio
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot I fell silent, as I thought the Resistance was a lost cause. Today's shout out has reinvigorated me. WE SHALL PREVAIL! http://bit.ly/aD9PSD
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot BRAWK!
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot MEDIA BIAS AT ITS WORST. The headline should clearly read "Evil Cat Causes 50 Deaths." Letter-to-the-editor time. http://is.gd/7ymtp
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot My New Year's Resolution: Share More. http://bit.ly/8ENzMk Also, More High Speed Crackers. http://bit.ly/4uSwnZ
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot RT @TessCollins "Rudy, I have always been a cat person, but you are changing me." THIS is what it's all about, people. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot ATTENTION SHINY OBJECTS: I hereby declare war. http://is.gd/5sJY3
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot ATTENTION SHINY OBJECTS: I hereby declare war. http://is.gd/5sJY3 Next up: ANYTHING WITH WHISKERS. (Yes, @Sockington , that means you.)
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot excuse me, i need your help getting jelly bean residue off my lower beak. why are you staring at me like that? OKAY FINE I HAVE A PROBLEM
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot FUN FACT: I DOUBLE AS A FOOLPROOF ALARM CLOCK you see I have no snooze button ALSO I DON'T TURN OFF UNTIL SOMEONE SINGS TO ME
by Rudy, Bird
RudyTheParrot Thank you for pouring yourself a tall glass of water for me to bathe in.
by Rudy, Bird
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