RudyTheParrot Shocking news: I'm told some people CRUSH KITTENS for fun. EVEN I WOULDN'T CRUSH A KITTEN! (well OK maybe in self defense) www.lexappeal.org

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot thanks for offering me a sip of your tea but i am far more intrigued by the string dangling from your mug NOW STAND BACK WHILE I DESTROY IT

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot DON'T MOVE THERE IS A BIRD ON YOUR BELT it is flashing and making noises and clearly attacking you DON'T WORRY I WILL GET IT

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot BIG NEWS! I can't say much now, but let's just say THERE'S A SPY IN THE CASTLE.

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot Watch out, Goliath; David is getting media attention. I AM BIRD, HEAR ME TWEET! http://bit.ly/diSFio

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot I fell silent, as I thought the Resistance was a lost cause. Today's shout out has reinvigorated me. WE SHALL PREVAIL! http://bit.ly/aD9PSD

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot BRAWK!

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot MEDIA BIAS AT ITS WORST. The headline should clearly read "Evil Cat Causes 50 Deaths." Letter-to-the-editor time. http://is.gd/7ymtp

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot My New Year's Resolution: Share More. http://bit.ly/8ENzMk Also, More High Speed Crackers. http://bit.ly/4uSwnZ

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot RT @TessCollins "Rudy, I have always been a cat person, but you are changing me." THIS is what it's all about, people. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot ATTENTION SHINY OBJECTS: I hereby declare war. http://is.gd/5sJY3

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot ATTENTION SHINY OBJECTS: I hereby declare war. http://is.gd/5sJY3 Next up: ANYTHING WITH WHISKERS. (Yes, @Sockington , that means you.)

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot excuse me, i need your help getting jelly bean residue off my lower beak. why are you staring at me like that? OKAY FINE I HAVE A PROBLEM

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot FUN FACT: I DOUBLE AS A FOOLPROOF ALARM CLOCK you see I have no snooze button ALSO I DON'T TURN OFF UNTIL SOMEONE SINGS TO ME

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot Thank you for pouring yourself a tall glass of water for me to bathe in.

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot PROOF CATS ARE EVIL AND WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD: @HilterTheCat . Complete w/ Hitler mustache & evil stare. He looks like a bond villain!

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot I understand you want your left hand for typing, but it is far more useful as a bendable perch. THANKS, YOUR SACRIFICE DOES NOT GO UNNOTICED

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY 3000+ FOLLOWERS, even @Sockington who considers me a tasty treat but I just consider him MY SWORN ENEMY.

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot So let me get this straight: It's OK to cook a giant bird in order to "give thanks," but cook ONE LITTLE CAT and you're labeled a monster?

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot So let me get this straight: It's okay to cook a giant bird for the purpose of giving thanks, but cook ONE CAT and you're labeled a monster?

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot mailman at the door holding a box! DID WE GET A PACKAGE more importantly DOES IT CONTAIN SUNFLOWER SEEDS more importantly CAN I EAT THE BOX

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot library books are like forbidden fruit SO FUN TO EAT hope the Big Bird doesn't get kicked out of the Garden of @ArlingtonVALib

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot FUN HALLOWEEN FACT @Sockington has always been jealous he's not a black cat; he causes bad luck the old-fashioned way (KNOCKING INTO THINGS)

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot giving dried pineapple to a parakeet is like giving filet mignon to a toddler HE WOULDN'T APPRECIATE IT http://is.gd/4Ddpx

by Rudy, Bird

RudyTheParrot dried pineapple is a DELICACY; you don't just go giving it away http://is.gd/4Ddpx

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