On Twitter:

Lolita

I'm 20 yrs old & THE most beautiful adorable DYH Amazon.I'm well groomed,bathe weekly,preen a lot,get pedis,beak buffs & feather trims. I feel so pretty!
Bird
http://twitter.com/LolitaParrot

LolitaParrot But she loves us both a whole bunch-bites, scratches & all, cause our kisses make her happy
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Oh yeah pray mom doesn't get more scratches from Sadie the saber tooth-she's got to get more bandaids! Poor mom
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot G'nite anipals from me & Sadie - say your prayers ... Don't forget cause we all need them, okay? Okay...happy dreams
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot My routine today: watched Sadie all day, yelled at cleaning lady then watched in terror the gardeners making scary noises.
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Sadie routine: *get up, poop, pee, eat, sleep* repeat a gazillion times
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Photos of the missing Carabajal violin: http://bit.ly/cDCYqf (via @LATimescitydesk )
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot A 200-year-old violin is stolen from a California mission. The maker's tribe wants it back: http://bit.ly/9Q2feh (via @LATimescitydesk )
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot I think Sadie is a secret blonde vampire lab puppy in disguise
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Mom may need a transfusion by tomorrow!
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Mom is going the house now to out me to bed & put bandaids on her arms from Sadie the blonde shark. I think she's going to bed early too
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot She sleeps with her nose in the shoe-yukky! I'd rather chew & shred it to pieces myself- I think I shall teach her to do just that...yeah!
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Sadie is an 11 lb furry blonde with blue eyes that are getting darker every day who has stolen Mr. Big's tennis shoes-1 for each kennel
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Mom has bandages all over her arms from Sadie's fangs. You'd think she had been in combat with razors! Sheesh! I always made deep gouges-;-)
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Just heard a woman use what I thought was a Yosemite Sam term: durn. She then added "dadgummit" for good measure (via @jennygardiner )
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Real stories about the importance of immunizing children. http://www.protecttomorrow.org/ (via @CAPublicHealth )
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Mom ordered a big black beanbag for Sadie-methinks she's getting kinda spoiled don't you?
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Sadie has sharp little teeth! But I think my beak is stronger & mom has battle scars to prove it-said she doesn't want any more - HA!
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Mr big outside trying to tire Sadie out so she'll go to sleep soon-I say good luck! Mom cleaning blood off her fingers & arms from Sadie
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Jake Pavelka Ruined His Career With The Psycho Vienna Interview ... http://bit.ly/d69rDR #bachelor #bachelorette (via @SchoonerHays )
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Twice in the last 6 mo 2 friends are in deep trouble with cancer simplye because no colonoscopy. Everyone needs to screen! (via @DavidBTwit )
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Time to help mom do laundry now then outside for my shower & sunbath. Ahhhhh. Later anipals
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Mom just ordered Sadie a big black easy cleanable vinyl beanbag chair for her to lounge in.her dobies had 'em & loved them to curl up in
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Mom said she doesn't want me by Sadie anymore cause of her natural instincts, so that's the way it'll be if she says so. Wants me safe ;-)
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot Mom got up @ 2 a.m. took her outside & put her back in crate-not a peep out of her, so I guess that's the trick. Learning all the time.
by Lolita, Bird
LolitaParrot we just sort of stood our ground about a foot apart but it was okay - so far. But I won't make a habit of it I tell ya!
by Lolita, Bird
Rudy
3349 followers
follow
Scarlet
747 followers
follow
Beansprout
477 followers
follow
Einstein
356 followers
follow
Basil Orton
354 followers
follow
Sampson
312 followers
follow
Dupa
246 followers
follow
Neville
190 followers
follow
Sarah
176 followers
follow
Jimmy
172 followers
follow

View all

Trending on The Pet Feed

#FF
#nipclub
#sitwithpetie
Mama
Lisa
Randy White
#ProjectRunway
Ivy
Noah
Christmas

Latest Links

More