I'm 20 yrs old & THE most beautiful adorable DYH Amazon.I'm well groomed,bathe weekly,preen a lot,get pedis,beak buffs & feather trims. I feel so pretty!
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LolitaParrot But she loves us both a whole bunch-bites, scratches & all, cause our kisses make her happy

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LolitaParrot Oh yeah pray mom doesn't get more scratches from Sadie the saber tooth-she's got to get more bandaids! Poor mom

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LolitaParrot G'nite anipals from me & Sadie - say your prayers ... Don't forget cause we all need them, okay? Okay...happy dreams

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LolitaParrot My routine today: watched Sadie all day, yelled at cleaning lady then watched in terror the gardeners making scary noises.

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LolitaParrot Sadie routine: *get up, poop, pee, eat, sleep* repeat a gazillion times

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LolitaParrot Photos of the missing Carabajal violin: http://bit.ly/cDCYqf (via @LATimescitydesk )

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LolitaParrot A 200-year-old violin is stolen from a California mission. The maker's tribe wants it back: http://bit.ly/9Q2feh (via @LATimescitydesk )

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LolitaParrot I think Sadie is a secret blonde vampire lab puppy in disguise

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LolitaParrot Mom may need a transfusion by tomorrow!

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LolitaParrot Mom is going the house now to out me to bed & put bandaids on her arms from Sadie the blonde shark. I think she's going to bed early too

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LolitaParrot She sleeps with her nose in the shoe-yukky! I'd rather chew & shred it to pieces myself- I think I shall teach her to do just that...yeah!

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LolitaParrot Sadie is an 11 lb furry blonde with blue eyes that are getting darker every day who has stolen Mr. Big's tennis shoes-1 for each kennel

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LolitaParrot Mom has bandages all over her arms from Sadie's fangs. You'd think she had been in combat with razors! Sheesh! I always made deep gouges-;-)

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LolitaParrot Just heard a woman use what I thought was a Yosemite Sam term: durn. She then added "dadgummit" for good measure (via @jennygardiner )

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LolitaParrot Real stories about the importance of immunizing children. http://www.protecttomorrow.org/ (via @CAPublicHealth )

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LolitaParrot Mom ordered a big black beanbag for Sadie-methinks she's getting kinda spoiled don't you?

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LolitaParrot Sadie has sharp little teeth! But I think my beak is stronger & mom has battle scars to prove it-said she doesn't want any more - HA!

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LolitaParrot Mr big outside trying to tire Sadie out so she'll go to sleep soon-I say good luck! Mom cleaning blood off her fingers & arms from Sadie

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LolitaParrot Jake Pavelka Ruined His Career With The Psycho Vienna Interview ... http://bit.ly/d69rDR #bachelor #bachelorette (via @SchoonerHays )

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LolitaParrot Twice in the last 6 mo 2 friends are in deep trouble with cancer simplye because no colonoscopy. Everyone needs to screen! (via @DavidBTwit )

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LolitaParrot Time to help mom do laundry now then outside for my shower & sunbath. Ahhhhh. Later anipals

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LolitaParrot Mom just ordered Sadie a big black easy cleanable vinyl beanbag chair for her to lounge in.her dobies had 'em & loved them to curl up in

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LolitaParrot Mom said she doesn't want me by Sadie anymore cause of her natural instincts, so that's the way it'll be if she says so. Wants me safe ;-)

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LolitaParrot Mom got up @ 2 a.m. took her outside & put her back in crate-not a peep out of her, so I guess that's the trick. Learning all the time.

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LolitaParrot we just sort of stood our ground about a foot apart but it was okay - so far. But I won't make a habit of it I tell ya!

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