I am a Maroon-Bellied Conure. I like baths, bananas and wearing my toy bell on my head as a rather fetching hat.
Bird
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JimmyTheParrot Automatica 1: Automatic writing eh, waiting for some ghostly spirit of inspiration to take over my hands and brain... http://bit.ly/b9AgML

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JimmyTheParrot My top 10 albums of the last 10 years, reviewed in only 10 words: Someone sent me the challenge of coming up with m... http://bit.ly/8upWhl

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JimmyTheParrot Poppy Power: Remember remember the 11th of November. It's hard to forget when there are so many poppies knockin.. http://bit.ly/61x4w

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JimmyTheParrot Vagina Dentata: I owe this little parody to one ropey comedian, and one very misunderstood heckle.Why, when I wa.. http://bit.ly/n4CdT

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JimmyTheParrot Play Me, I'm Yours: Having discovered one of these pianos at Liverpool Street as I was wending my tipsy way home.. http://bit.ly/BHopc

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JimmyTheParrot Give me an A: As proud as I am of my initials, I'm sadly bereft of a middle name (contrary to popular belief tha.. http://bit.ly/6eWXO

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JimmyTheParrot @Hardy_Conure We spoke too soon, silly boy has been leading her on and has now made her cry. We're on hand with lots of love n vomit.

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JimmyTheParrot Claire, Queen of Condiments: They say you can tell an awful lot about someone from the contents of their refridg.. http://bit.ly/15dCm3

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JimmyTheParrot Stars: I might not be the brightest star in the galaxy, But when night falls, if you're afraid of the dark, You'.. http://bit.ly/LE50U

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JimmyTheParrot Word to your Malt Loaf: Here's a little tribute to two of my favourite things: Stop, collaborate and listen,I go.. http://bit.ly/ltGeE

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JimmyTheParrot I am not so sure I like this 'dating' thing she's doing. I mean, why does she need a man in her life when she has me? Oh, Jemima too...

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JimmyTheParrot Lordy! Only just recovered from the hedonism that was the bank holiday weekend. I have to lay off the Class As and get back to carrots...

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JimmyTheParrot Thanks god that furry thing has gone back to it's own home - no more evil terrorisation in its big plastic ball of doom.

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JimmyTheParrot Oi! Pay me some attention! Is wearing my bell as a hat not enough for you? Get off that laptop or else I shall remove every last key...

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JimmyTheParrot I am pleased with my performance for the news crew today. They were particularly impressed when I shouted 'Jimmy' and showed my 'war face'.

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JimmyTheParrot I wonder what to do with today? Cure cancer? Solve world debt? Eliminate poverty? Aha! Shred the bottom of my cage. An excellent plan...

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JimmyTheParrot Love is...a ripe banana; a bath in the sink; playing football; leaving a cheeky poo on her nice clean sofa...

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