Fist bumps are so last year. I DO HEAD BUMPS! I am a  mac. And a girl. And your new best friend. And BUTTON PICKLE on Facebook. And I'm hungry.
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IamButton @SirBarley @sadiepetunia she's the best nurse ever! What would we do w/o sadie's many brilliant talents! I'd be stuck w/a bone in my butt!

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IamButton @SirBarley @sadiepetunia do chinchillas have beans in them? Beans and beans and beans and beans and beans and beans and beans and beans and

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IamButton @SirBarley @sadiepetunia I'm getting huuuuuuunnnnggggrryyyyy!!! C'mere little chinchillas with cheese! C'mere!

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IamButton @SirBarley @sadiepetunia that is EXACTLY what a chinchilla is! I like the ones with cheese!

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IamButton @SirBarley @sadiepetunia chinchillas, eh? Do those taste as good as wildebeest? Same family, right?

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IamButton @BuddyRabbit poo on the compoooter screen!!!

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IamButton @SirBarley @sadiepetunia we must ALL fatten up immediately!!! Go forth, unicorn!

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IamButton @SirBarley thank you. Perhaps I'm just feeling bloated. I ate a bean yesterday *toot*

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IamButton @SirBarley @sadiepetunia are we learning how to get bad breath ourselves? Or are we bottling the dragon up and bringing it home?

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IamButton @SirBarley @sadiepetunia that's the best idea I've ever heard! Let's do it! Will the unicorn take us to Indonesia? I put on weight *worries*

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IamButton @SirBarley @sadiepetunia good morning my buddies!! Where shall we go today and what shall we eat???

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IamButton Hey, how did this porcupine steal my moves?! http://bit.ly/9uCrug

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IamButton RT @MrsMeowMix : @IamButton has you heard this song: http://youtu.be/-IJBbtkBMMs / THAT IS AWESOME! LOVE IT! BAD COW PUN!

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IamButton 2 cows r in a field. 1 cow says, "R u worried about that Mad Cow Disease?" Other cow shrugs & says, "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter!"

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IamButton OK, HERE COMES THE JOKE OF THE DAY

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IamButton I GOT A JOKE TO TELL

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IamButton RIP @ivybean104 - you will be so dearly missed!

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IamButton Please stop stalking me. I have done nothing to you and I don't know you. I have reported you. Please leave my friends and me alone now.

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IamButton @SirBarley @SimoneLeChat @wrigleyschnauzr Love you, Barley! Dream of potato salad and chips and burgers and weiners and cow and chicken!

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IamButton @LazloTheCat Exactly... humans are useless tall stringy things that can open ziplock bags and canned tuna.

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IamButton @SirBarley @SadiePetunia Yes, come on, Sadie! You are almost going to possibly miss all the yum yums! Bring @ChesterPDexter !!! Where R U?

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IamButton @SirBarley YES! I will bring the BIBS! We don't want to dribble!

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IamButton @LazloTheCat I know - humans can be SOOO lazy! I would snap at them, but I don't got fingers.

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IamButton @SirBarley OMC! That sounds amazing and perhaps it's too much food. I think you will need a BUTTONATOR to help with the leftovers!

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IamButton @SirBarley We can also put him on the unicorn! Right @SadiePetunia ??? I love your avatar, Barley - you look so happy!

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