Fist bumps are so last year. HEAD BUMPS ALL THE WAY! I am a mac. And a girl. And BUTTON PICKLE on Facebook
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IamButton once upon a time, a Button fell off the bed. And everyone laughed. The end.

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IamButton I JUST ATE A BUG. I WILL BE HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE SHORTLY.

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IamButton I just put Dookie in the crook of my paw and gave him a good nuzzle. Good boy, Dookie.

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IamButton My mom keeps trying to attach her hair to the end of my tail. THIS IS NOT AVATAR, MOM, AND JAMES CAMERON IS NOT OUR MAKER!

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IamButton HOLY THUNDER, BATMAN! Anyone else in LA hear/feel that?! If I were wearing pants right now, I'd have pooped in 'em. Going into hiding now.

by Button, Cat

IamButton It's raining cow. Hallelujah it's raining cow. Every specimen. Big, juicy, tasty and lean, rough and tough and goes well with beans...

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IamButton Chickens chickens, the musical fruit. the more you eat, the more you go COCKA DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOO mmm. Chickens makes me happy.

by Button, Cat

IamButton @SirBarley @BigBoyBosco I come in peace. Behold, I offer *COW*. Deelishcious, juicy cow.

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IamButton @Toby_Cat Too late! I ate him! Or her. In any case, it was deeeelishious! I got fresh catnip to clean my teeths, wanna nom w/me?

by Button, Cat

IamButton Dear Cow: You may have read my letter to Chicken earlier this week. I now am cordially inviting YOU to my abode for dinner.

by Button, Cat

IamButton Do I look gooooooood from THIS angle? What do you mean it doesn't matter? I'm trying to make this movie PUURRFECT. *twirls*

by Button, Cat

IamButton "ON THE GOOOOOOD SHIP, BUTTONCUP....." *tap dances around* CUUUUT! Why do they keep doing that?

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IamButton Filming again outside & they're yelling "Quiet on the set... Rolling!" So I just yelled "ACTION" out the window & confused everyone! Ha!

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IamButton @Toby_Cat ama-ZING!! http://twitpic.com/16ruuf

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IamButton Dear Canada, thank you for being such a wonderful host (ess?). I am so proud to share a continent with you.

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IamButton WHAT UP CHICKENS! My belly will provide you with a warm, comfortable place to relax and unwind. Please come stay awhile! My belly awaits!

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IamButton #Tsunami warnings now in effect for Russia, Japan, Taiwan, in addtion to much of South Central America, Pacific islands and U.S. West Coast

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IamButton My heart is sinking. Please be strong, #Chile

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IamButton RT @BreakingNews USGS says tsunami has been generated by #Chile quake could impact the USwest coast &Alaska http://bit.ly/buP3Mz // What?!?!

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IamButton Oh my cat. That is a huge earthquake. Thoughts are with you, chile.

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IamButton I just punched the air in my sleep.*PUNCH* Sorry, air. I don't mean to be so violent.

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