Ceiling Cat
Ceiling Cat heer. Frum lolcat bible siet, srsly.
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Ceiling_Cat
Der needs to be compooter maeker dat put kitteh paw print on teh bak of teh laptopz.
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I tink sum minyons of Basement Cat ated sum wiers to news.google.com. No accuss frum my Urf compootur. Ceiling accuss werk!
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Kno dat rumur dat moon is maed of cheez? Wel wun tiem it wuz, but I eeted it. So den I maed it owt of non-tastee stuffz.
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So I sez to Adam, "Oh hai. I maeded yu a frend. She liek yu but missin sum fings."
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Fiev thousund kittehs, hoomans an othur tings followin meh? Cheezburgers apwn yu awl, srsly! Nao, get to wurshipin.
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Deer big ladee wif leopurd printz tites... no. Yu nawt cat, dun trai wearz skin liek dat. Yu hoomans weerd.
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Dat outfit, it tuk mah breff awai! No reely, whai yu wearin dat? Awfulz! It scaer breff awaiz!
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Dat outfit, it tuk mah breff awai! No reely, whai yu wearin dat? Awfulz! It scaer beeff awaiz!
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Anuther niec and sunni day in teh ceiling, awl teh kittehs here takin sunbaffs. Way bettur den regulur baffs!
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Everywun shud leev Palin aloen. Srsly, I canz see teh Russia frum mah Ceiling jus fien!
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Happy Cat (Jesus) is pawin at teh doorz of yer hart. D00d, let him in, k? He bringz cheezburgerz an luff.
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I dunt haff teh whoel wurld in mah paws. Teh wurld stuk undur teh cowch. *reach reach* Grrrr. No get.
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Teh itsee bitsee spidur went up teh watur spowt. On teh othur sied kitteh scaer teh spidur out. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Caturday shuld be mandahtory day off wif pay. Cuz dat wey peepul can has moniez fer pettin teh kittehs!
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Teh onli ting is dat teh lolcat bible websiet start 3 yeers ago. The History of LOLcats: http://bit.ly/90agmm via @addthis
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1 Peter 5:5 Kittuns mus obay teh old kittehs. No lick harballs in publick, does its in privates wen no ones is watchin.
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Did yu kno today teh day E.B. White wuz borned? He wrote teh kitteh favrit, "Charlotte teh Singin Spidey Snak."
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http://www.sporcle.com/games/Esme/lolcat_bible How gud can yu do? I, of corse, git awl of dem. It mah buk!
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Peepul keep askin bowt teh Platypus. "Wut yu thinking?!" dey sey. I alredy toldz yu... I had bitz of catnipz dat dey.Shhh.
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To be honust I no reely liek Joseph's briet an colurful coat. It hert mah eyez. Srsly.
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Wut wut, wif mah tail? Wut Wut, Wif mah tail? Yu wanna play wif mah tail, wif mah tail? Yu can play with mah tail, ooooh riet.
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Teh Raeven sez, "Nevurmoar!" An I sez, "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Can I has sum moar?" Den I berp.
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Teh ying/yang of kitteh belleh petz... sumtiems it gud, sumtiems yu go to teh doctur. Wich is it fer yu?
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Sum kittehs sayin dat dey heer me talkin in der hed. No I nawt. I talkin frum teh Ceiling. Dey crazee, needz halp.
