Ceiling Cat
Ceiling Cat heer. Frum lolcat bible siet, srsly.
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Ceiling_Cat
Wun gud ting bowt havin lazer eyez... I dun haf to use a lazer printur.
Ceiling_Cat
Remembur, yu can still has mah Bible. Has shinee new piktures! http://amzn.com/1569757348
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Oh, an mah computur, it runz Felinux.
Ceiling_Cat
Wut kind of computin do we use in teh Ceiling? Clowd computin, of corse!
Ceiling_Cat
Maek suer yu no has littur on yer feet RT @MarcianTobay @Ceiling_Cat What words do you have that would guide us through life?
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Chesire Cat, he nawt reel. Gud ting, cuz dat mouf wud scaer awl teh kittehs... but he wud eet teh burdz wif wun nom.
Ceiling_Cat
Tanks fer showin yer kittehs no werkin on #Caturday, maed me happeh an maed me put awai lazer beem eyez.
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Caturday! Sho me yer cats resting an no werkin! #caturday
Ceiling_Cat
Wen in teh Ceiling, kittehs can lay awl ovur dat blak dress an maek it as hairy as dey liek.
Ceiling_Cat
I decree today is eckstra Caturday. Treet yer kittehs eckstra niec an gif dem eckstra cuddlez. K?
Ceiling_Cat
Dont rok teh boat. Dont tip teh boat ovur. Dont rok teh boat. No, rly, no rok teh boat. DO NOT WANT to get wet!
Ceiling_Cat
Happy Cat is meowin at teh door of yer hart... yu let him in, k? Or maek a cat door so he no haf to meow fer yu
Ceiling_Cat
Too much tiem on handz - Tweetin: @nwdunlop
Ceiling_Cat
Fun Fakt: If kittehs no play wif dust bunniez, den dey wud maek dust bunny citees!
Ceiling_Cat
Dis mornin I woek up and thawt, "Whar aer mah pantz?" Den I reelize, I no wearz teh pantz!
Ceiling_Cat
Wut spin-off church beleef Ceiling Cat send Happy Cat to America aftur teh Bible? Teh Church of Happy Cat of Caturday Saintz.
Ceiling_Cat
http://i.imgur.com/rEw6C.gif Wen in teh basement, dis kitteh do dis ovur an ovur an ovur again. furevur. Srsly.
Ceiling_Cat
"Wun Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blu Fish" gunna be renaemed to "No Fish, No Fish, No Fish, No Fish" cuz I nom dem awl.
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Dood, teh catnip... do it in moderashun. Nawt too much! Saev sum fer teh othur kittehs. Meowmen.
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Luk, lobsturs only ugly to hoomans. Kittehs see teh lobstur an see lawts of nommy movin pawrts! Om nom nom nom nom.
Ceiling_Cat
Remaek of hooman song fer kittehs, "Moar Clumpy Littur, Moar Problumz" by Hillarius C.A.T.
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Can't cleen mah, can't cleen mah, no yu can't cleen mah littur faec...
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Todayz Galileo wuz borneded, an he try an luk into teh Ceiling. Gud ting I INVISIBLE CEILING CAT.
Ceiling_Cat
In teh Ceiling, kittehs no worry bowt fleaz or tickz. Cuz der nun up der. An no flea baffs eeder!
Ceiling_Cat
If anywun wanna tawk bowt mah buk on teh Radio, yu can contakt mah Proffett at admin@lolcatbible .com
