Brodie
Hi! I'm a fuzzy dog! I help Girl avoid bumping into things. I'm an excellent guide, and opinionated to boot! Hey, look, a squirrel!
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http://twitter.com/BrodieFuzzle
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5664601325
922 followers
72 tweets
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Mother's Day is coming, so I tried to give Girl a car. Kept leading her to random vehicles, but she wouldn't get into any of them. Oh well.
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"There is a house on Union Street / Where Brodie goes to hump / It's been the ruin of many a poor dog / When she gets on their rump!" Arooo!
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Y'know, if Girl is gonna keep dragging me to these so-called "ball games", the least she can do is let me play with the damn ball!
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I say, "I'm a dog" / You say, "You're a dog!" / I say.......TAKE ME OUT!
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Dunno why Girl won't let me go busy on the grass in fron tof City Hall. It's not like I can vote; I gotta share my views somehow!
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Whaaaat? Uh. I think I heard my name. What's my name again? I, um.....hey, where'd that patch of fur go? I think I......zzzzzzzzz.
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In any case, I've been getting lots of belly-belly today, for some reason! As is my due, of course.
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Girl says tomorrow I'm going to get my teeth clean and some Braille removed - a few lumps and bumps. Wonder how that'll work?
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Humans get hat head. I get Gentle Leader beard. *shakeshakeshake*
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Girl says I'm her Thanksgiving dog because she's so thankful to have me. To which I say DUH! But at least I got pumpkin today.
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I was in a wedding, and I wore a dress, because I was the Brodesmaid! I was mad until everyone told me how beautiful I was. What bride? ;)
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It's my birthday! I got PUMPKIN on my kibble, and I'm wearing my bandana, and I'm having a PARTY Sunday! You should come, dogs AND humans!
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Oh I would woof 500 times / and I would woof 500 more / just to be the dog who woofs 1000 times when @jadasc 's at the door!
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Girl has raised almost $900 for my School for tmw's #blogathon. Wanna help? http://bit.ly/1uem2z
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In other news, why did Girl get so weirded out when I licked her eyeball? It's not like I'd just licked my butt or something. Um, I think.
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Oh, and my school is http://www.guidedog.org. PAWS UP FOR GDF! #gdf #blogathon
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Anyway, this time she's doing it so ppl will give money to my School!Yay! http://bit.ly/tYzfH
to help. #blogathon
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So Girl is doing this crazy thing where she stays up all night and types. As opposed to most nights, where she....oh, wait. #blogathon
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Paws up and snorfles to @faerieboots for being my 600th follower! WOW!
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I woke up with a case of the Mondays. Don't wanna work. Don't wanna guide. Grump grump pout pout.
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OMG, I have had such adventures! I went to the beach and I traveled a lot and I started eating plants! Girl doesn't like that last part.
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Also, if you're a business following me hoping I'll buy something, YOU'RE DUMB, 'CAUSE I'M A DOG. I don't have pockets, much less $.
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And wow, are there a lot of new followers! Paws up to the other dogs out there!
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Hey, everybody! I'm back, and boy have I been having adventures! Also, cupcakes are tasty!
