Bitzy_Cat
they're on to us kitteh-kind http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8147566.stm we may have to change strategy
Bitzy_Cat
finally breakfast. There will be repercussions for this lack of service. Where'd @Buttons_cat go?
Bitzy_Cat
Delighted to report @Buttons_cat and I have successfully trained the postman to ring the front doorbell so staff come and let us in
Bitzy_Cat
@Daphnethecat if you can pee on their duvet without them knowing then they get into a bed of cold wet cat pee(revenge is best served cold)
Bitzy_Cat
@Daphnethecat peeing on things is the ultimate though - not to be overdone or staff get SHOUTY.
Bitzy_Cat
@Daphnethecat you are learning fast. Sitting with your back to them is also a good move. The haughtier the pose the better
Bitzy_Cat
@Daphnethecat that's the ticket. Have you perfected the slinky limbo duck under the hand yet - most effective
Bitzy_Cat
@Daphnethecat early meowing obviously. I currently favour 5am for breakfast
